mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs,...– John Fugelsang (via that-bear)
sassycybermen: “I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!” wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
anerdthatlovesdrumcorps: what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people
ivoteforanarchy: happy birthday, Sid Vicious you were an idiot and you weren’t even that good at bass